THEME

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tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

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tumblingalma:

this perfectly describes how all college shopping is done

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IMPORTANT

heroesandmusic:

IN REGARDS TO THE RECENT CREATURES SWATTING

ONE OF THE GUYS WHO CALLED THE SWAT TEAM ON THEM JUST RETWEETED THIS

image

WE CAN NOT LET THIS HAPPEN AGAIN.

EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE ROOSTERTEETH FOR THE SAKE OF PEOPLES’ SAFETY PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS.

even if this ends up not happening 

it happened to Kootra from the creatures during their stream and its not funny and this cannot happen again

please please please signal boost

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officially a college student oh god where did the time go

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mayra-quijotesca:


trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.
Step 2: Duck!
Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.
Step 4: Knee him in the balls.
Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.
Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.
Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.
Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.

mayra-quijotesca:

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.

(Source: think4yaself)

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buttharrybutt:

buttharrybutt:

i lost my mood ring

i dont know how i feel about this

(Source: nikecrap)

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ewebie:

perchu:

razzliox:

perchu:

what rock group has four men that don’t sing

what

mount rushmore 

get out

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felicitygs:

exequalistmako:

thegoddamazon:


#but everything changed when the fire nation got fabulous


More like


This is now offically sixteen million times better than when I first saw it. Time to reblog.

felicitygs:

exequalistmako:

thegoddamazon:

#but everything changed when the fire nation got fabulousimage

More like

image

This is now offically sixteen million times better than when I first saw it. Time to reblog.

(Source: )

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sizvideos:

Art Made From A Pile Of Junk - Video

Follow our Tumblr

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smallswingshoes:

sad-face:

"It was made for me! Th-this is my hole!" 

HOW DARE YOU

smallswingshoes:

sad-face:

"It was made for me! Th-this is my hole!"

HOW DARE YOU

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thisisgoodtho:

do you know how hard it is to find a non sexualized picture of scarlett johanssen i’ve literally been looking for this picture for an hour and a half

thisisgoodtho:

do you know how hard it is to find a non sexualized picture of scarlett johanssen i’ve literally been looking for this picture for an hour and a half

(Source: pinenippple)

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mypocketshurt90:

heard you were—fuck
heard you—agh
heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh
heard you were talking shit

mypocketshurt90:

heard you werefuck

heard youagh

heard you wjesus gimme a secargh

heard you were talking shit

(Source: bored-no-more)

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