Tell it, Randy.
Randy said fuck your bullshit
My cat loves watching the water fill up in the bathtub and now he’s refused to leave.
HES SO CUTE
Street harassment is not a compliment.
This! There is a HUGE difference between a genuine compliment and the shit idiots say to you in the street.
how do loaves of bread say hello to each other?
i don’t care what people think about me this will always be my greatest achievement
The stages of Paranatural pages, or stagesNope nevermind that portmanteau doesn’t work. The Eightfold was made by a fan a while back, it is my Friend.
Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998
ellen degeneres came out in 1997
yeah but ellen what happened in 2014
ellen page came out in 2014
The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat
this would fuck me up
im not ok
Imagine a drunk person walking in there
Easy there satan
But could you imagine if it was all flat, except for one dip somewhere in the store. But by the time people find it, they think the floor is flat so they’re just walking normally and they they step in this dip and fall over from the unexpected drop.
So satan has two blogs
Monty punching a lemon really cheers me up.
I can’t possibly be the only one who noticed Michael, holding a nunchuck, catching a banana. Art imitates life, life flails at art.
(Also I can now not stop picturing Ruby and Yang hurling fruit at Sun in a similar position, nails ‘em or dodges ‘em all without a scratch.)
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